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This isn’t a COOKING blog, is it?

The other day my friend Leslie the Chef was coming over for dinner.  Hubunit was making Chicken Fried Steak.  Don’t ask.  He watches alot of Man vs. Food. 
I felt I needed to contribute something to the meal, so I popped open some Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough and baked some of those bad boys up. 
When [...]

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3:10 to nowhere

The word travelling was originally in this post title, but I took it out, cause it’s one of those words that just doesn’t look right.  So I googled it and turns out you can spell it this way or that way and they’re both right.  But the bonus of looking it up is that there [...]

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Just send me to the damn principal’s office, would you?

Do little kids scare you?  If not, they should.  Well, cause then I wouldn’t be alone.  And I hate to be alone.  So please, be afraid with me.
I have to volunteer in monkey’s pre-school class tomorrow morning and it freaks me out.  I mean, I like my kid.  But strange kids, especially in large numbers, just [...]

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You have WHAT?

This gets blamed entirely on hubunit.  I just need to put that out there, right up front.
 Monkey’s new favorite thing to say is this:
‘Oooo, I have purple nuts.’  Emphasis on the nuts and said while he grabs his crotch and giggles. 
This is a charming line from the movie ‘Benchwarmers.’  And monkey delivers it perfectly and loudly and in public, [...]

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