Play on Words….

Pulled up to Fed Ex Kinko’s and this was my exact view of this sign outside of tanning salon.

Funny.

Come on in and try 'em - they're TART FREE

Come on in and try 'em - they're TART FREE

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Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads out there.

Enjoy, relax, kick your feet up!

And Dad, hope you’re having a great day up there on the Big Golf Course in the Sky.

Miss you tons!

Love

j

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Grilled Pork with Blackberry-Sage Sauce

 

I am so glad that we only have Gourmet girls every couple months as my waistline could not take it!  I must have been in food coma by the time we got around to the main course as when it finally occurred to me to snap a quick photo there was none left!  This really was incredible and one that I would make!

Grilled Pork with Blackberry-Sage Sauce

If your blackberries are particularly sweet or tart, adjust the amount of sugar in the sauce accordingly by 1/2 teaspoon or so to find the right balance.

Cooking spray

2 tablespoons minced shallots

3 cups fresh blackberries (about 1 pound)

1/2 teaspoon chopped fresh sage

1 (14-ounce) can fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth

2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar

1 1/2 teaspoons sugar

1 tablespoon butter

3/4 teaspoon kosher salt, divided

1 teaspoon black pepper

1 (1 1/2-pound) pork tenderloin, trimmed

Sage sprigs (optional)

1. Prepare grill to medium heat.

2. Heat a medium saucepan over medium heat. Coat pan with cooking spray. Add shallots to pan; cook 3 minutes or until tender, stirring occasionally. Add blackberries, sage, and broth; bring to a boil. Reduce heat, and simmer 20 minutes or until blackberries break down. Press blackberry mixture through a fine sieve over a bowl; discard solids. Return liquid to pan. Stir in vinegar and sugar; bring to a boil. Cook until reduced to 3/4 cup (about 9 minutes); remove from heat. Stir in butter and 1/4 teaspoon salt, stirring until butter melts. Keep warm.

3. Sprinkle remaining 1/2 teaspoon salt and pepper over pork. Place pork on grill rack coated with cooking spray; cover and grill 20 minutes or until a thermometer registers 155° (slightly pink), turning pork occasionally. Let stand 10 minutes. Cut crosswise into 1/4-inch-thick slices. Serve with blackberry sauce; garnish with sage sprigs, if desired.

Yield:  6 servings (serving size: about 3 ounces pork and 2 tablespoons sauce)

CALORIES 199 ; FAT 6.1g (sat 2.6g,mono 2.3g,poly 0.7g); CHOLESTEROL 79mg; CALCIUM 32mg; CARBOHYDRATE 10g; SODIUM 439mg; PROTEIN 25.3g; FIBER 4g; IRON 2mg

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When did this happen?

It seems like just yesterday when THIS was what I was writing/talking about:

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Look at how little he was?  That backpack was seriously bigger than he was!  When he got on that bus I thought OMG I can’t do this part - haha.

Yes … I am much more tech savy these days, have better quality images and can do a much better job of making a collage.  So I realize that some time has gone by … but seriously?  How did Zac go from that little boy who was reassuring ME on the first day of school (and him getting on that bus) to THIS?

Photos with Zac and his teachers

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and with one of his many friends …

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… and THIS?  Girls were asking him to take photos with him!

That is certainly NOT going to work for me :: hands on hips :: ;-)

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I blinked and it’s time for him to head to High School.

This phase is no different than any other … I’m still saying … WAIT!

… and he’s saying, “Mom … I got it”.

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