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Fun Wine Sayings

I know just about every industry has their thing – Here are some fun and funny “WINE” sayings that I have run across either in print or on T-Shirts:

Will trade Husband for Wine

Life is to short to Drink Bad Wine

How “Merlot” can you go.

In this house we only serve “fine wines” Did you bring any???

Make Me Wine

I’m Aging like Fine Wine … I’m getting Complex and Fruity!”

Wine a bit – You’ll feel better

Wine is the answer. What was the question??

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. – Ernest Heminway

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance – Benjamin Franklin

What is better than to sit at the end of a day and drink wine with friends, or substitute for friends.

And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, ‘I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the wine’.

“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age” – Pope John XXIII

God made Cabernet Sauvignon, whereas the Devil made Pinot Noir.

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13 Responses to Fun Wine Sayings

  • RobertNo Gravatar says:

    I always liked the one from W.C. Fields “What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

  • Barbara KnightNo Gravatar says:

    I was at the wine museum store yesterday and spoke with Peter Fearon and said I could try and see if I might be able to order the group therapy napkins directly through you. Could you please e-mail me back . Thank you.

  • meleah rebeccahNo Gravatar says:

    Oh these are great! my favorite one is: How “Merlot” can you go.

  • Kristy NuttallNo Gravatar says:

    I like this one:

    “He who loves not wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long.”
    –MARTIN LUTHER, 1777

  • PamNo Gravatar says:

    Great post. I am sending this one to my wine loving friends.

  • LilSisNo Gravatar says:

    Good ones! I have a t shirt that I bought at a winery that says: Pick Me, Squeeze Me, Make me Wine. I usually get some interesting comments when I wear it. Cheers!

  • Susan JanzNo Gravatar says:

    I have a license plate frame on my car that says “Wine drinkers make grape lovers.” :)

  • CherylNo Gravatar says:

    “Wine is sure proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin

  • NadineNo Gravatar says:

    Saw a cute door mat at the fair one time that said, “We will sell no wine before…. Hey! It’s Time!”

    Now I’m bummed I didn’t buy it!

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  • Heidi GreeneNo Gravatar says:

    A woman with her husband on the patio sipping a glass of wine says,
    “I love you so much; I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
    She replies,
    “It’s me … talking to the wine.”

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  • LouisaNo Gravatar says:

    “Fun Wine Sayings | Where’s My Damn Answer” truly makes me personally imagine a little bit more. I personally enjoyed each and every individual section of this blog post. Many thanks -Lanny

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